if I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead
"you don’t pass or fail at being a person, dear."
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would
My roommate bought black toilet paper.
riddle me that, mankind
THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that.